Winters are the most looked forward event of the year. Yes more than PSL, new lawn collections and Fawad Khan combined. Everyone’s attending barbecues, and shawls are en vogue, these things are the real source of happiness.
Up till this past week, winter was here and boy oh boy was it glorious. But pata nahin kyun winter ended all of a sudden and so abruptly that we all were left hurt.
You refreshed your weather app, saw the temperature and cried
Then you went and picked up your hoodie, and contemplated wearing it
You know it’s too warm for a hoodie but you aren’t ready to give it up yet. You’re so torn!
You mourn that jacket you *just* bought
But winter wasn’t supposed to end so soon.
Your relationship with you razaai needs to end but neither of you are ready
Tears flow down your face thinking of all the sweating you’ll be doing
Paseena is horrible horrible horrible. Sardiyan please come back.
You try enjoying your last few heaters days
Although it may have crossed the heater day BUT WHO CARES.
Australia mein winter abhi shuru honay wala hai
Winter usually means weight gain, so your summer bod IS NOT READY
You probably won’t be able to indulge in Kashmiri Chai till about November
Oh God, loadshedding shuru
Chalo,at least all the flowers will be in bloom, you know spring and all
Sahi say sardi hi nahin pari
Manhoos mara lawn is about to make a comeback
Oh haan, you’ll have to pack all your winter stuff away
No more Shawl Sexiness
Winter why you do this so us! See you soon. We’ll be anxiously waiting for your return.
